Just bein' all naked and emotional?

Tee hee.

"We are SO naked."

I had a nerdgasm.

Oh, wow

"She’s naturally funny in a lewd way, and you can imagine her more than holding her own with Seth Rogen’s gang of raunchy sidekicks in Knocked Up."

They're talking about Megan Fox.

Funny in a lewd way... Megan and I could be BFFLs.

***EDIT***

I am officially in girl-love with Megan Fox.

I quote (a.k.a copy+paste) :

“That’s the upside of dating a woman who’s almost a man,” she says. "She likes the same things that you like, but she has a vagina!"

And then: “Don’t print that—that I said vagina.”

DO YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID?

Force = mass x area

I really have to study my Physics. But things are less interesting when you're by your lonesome.

Argh.

I bought the May 2009 issue of NYLON today. It was $9.50.



It has a very small interview with Jackson Rathbone, who's playing Sokka in the upcoming The Last Airbender movie. As you might (not) know, Sokka's hairstyle is an undercut, which is something like a bowlcut. Therefore, Jackson only has hair on the top of his head. Heh.

I also want to buy/find the April 2009 issue of GQ.



I'm not buying it for Robert Pattinson, heavens, no. Look closely at the side of the magazine. I'm sure you'll discover the reason why :)

If you want to borrow magazines from me, let me know. I have:

1. Alternative Press
2. US Seventeen (oh Lord)
3. Kerrang
4. Blender
5. Dazed and Confused (one issue only, ha)
6. Nylon
7. Bass Guitar (that Pete Wentz cover. Slightly damp from being kissed by my cousin)
8. SPIN
9. ehhh I don't know

I spend wayyy too much money on magazines. I have about ten to fifteen (or - gasp! - twenty) AP magazines, and they cost roughly $10 each. So that's.... Around $200 spent. It's nice to know where all my money's gone.

Also, Megan Fox is starting to grow on me.

"As a kid in middle school, she’d sometimes take her tray into the bathroom so that she could eat lunch without being pelted by mustard and ketchup packets; in high school, the preacher’s daughter mocked her mercilessly. “One year she came to Halloween dressed in a black catsuit, and everyone was like, Who are you?” says Fox. “And she was like, I’m Megan Fox!” (What’s that girl doing now? “I don’t know—working at Toys “R” Us?” Fox says.)"

She's reeaally starting to grow on me.

Picture this.

His face registered no sign of any emotion. His eyes were hard, but she could not read them. She used to be able to, but the sudden turn of events left him and the rest of them shocked. Now, she felt hopeless not knowing what he was feeling.

She framed his face with her hands. His skin was cold, as always, but somehow it felt colder this time. She bit her lip, not knowing what to say. He avoided her gaze, and continued staring at a spot behind her. She had to do something, anything. But what?

Tip-toeing a little, she managed to press her lips gently against his forehead. Then, she moved to his cheek. And the other cheek. Soon, she started kissing him everywhere, never touching his lips. He closed his eyes, trying not to lose his composure. He made himself think of the others who awaited his command, his guidance. The others who looked to him in this dire situation. He thought of her, in his arms, and he shut his eyes tighter.

"No matter what," she whispered, leaning in close to him, "I'll still be here for you."

He let out a haggard breath and opened his eyes. "I know. But there is just so much... Too much..."

"Shh." She put a finger on his lips. "Let's not talk about it anymore."

He hesitated before looking her squarely in the eye. This time, she could see the pain and the anger in his eyes. She felt oddly relieved that she could detect some kind of emotion in him, but also scared. She could not remember the last time he was angry. Memories sometimes cover bad experiences.

"I have to get back," he said, stepping away from her touch. His voice had an edge to it, one that she was frightened to hear. "Do not try to stop me, for I will not be happy until this ends."

And with one final, searing gaze, he left her standing there, afraid and uncertain.

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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LETTERS, I TO BE WRITING THEM.

I want to write letters to people.

Text me/IM me/email me your address and I'll write sweet, sappy love letters to you ;)

I HAVE A LOT OF STAMPS/TIME/PENS/PAPER/ENVELOPES SO DON'T BE SHY

R.I.P. Zanne