Hey, asshat!

Honestly,



And Mona Diesel is watching you.

Do you know what does the 'S.S.' in S.S. Lineback stand for?

Sexy Stud.

(Of course I know it means 'steamship' but that does not apply to Lineback, now does it?)

I'ma let you finish, but


LINEBECK IS THE GREATEST WAYFARER EVAR AND THE FUNNIEST CURMUDGEON EVAR AND THE COOLEST CHARACTER EVAR as well as the smexiest evar

Don't worry, Link, I love you too, but you're just a kid D: unless you're SSBB!Link, then it's business time ;)